February 2012
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How poverty made my diet better...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 85
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In episode 85 of Janey Godley’s podcast the Mother and daughter comedy duo get to grips with the horrific situation in Syria and death of amazing journalist Marie Colvin.
Ashley gives us some hysterical, weird and mad facts about Hitler and she discloses the truth about her temp jobs when she was 18. Janey gets into a fight with her...
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Don’t Look Back
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 84
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In episode 84 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter outrageously try to outdo each other discussing sexual antics. Janey gives us some insight into the Sean Penn controversy where he declared that UK should give up the Falkland Islands.
Ashley gives us some weird and wonderful facts about St Valentines and they both...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 83
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In episode 83 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo give up their joint opinions on Beckham’s pa_ts and his wife’s frocks and Ian Paisley’s big shouty voice.
Ashley gives us the weird and wonderful rundown of odd facts concerning the US super bowl phenomenon and Janey does quite a lot of loud cat noises....
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 82
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In episode 82 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss the latest news about Scottish Independence, Sir Fred ‘The Shred’ and Eamonn Holmes gaff about prostitution live on TV. Janey gives us her opinion on the young Tory who dressed up as Maddy McCann and Ashley waxes lyrical about her latest puppy...
January 2012
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 81
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In episode 81 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo give us some Oscar facts. The podcast is recorded early due to the duo heading to London this week. Ashley has unearthed many weird and wonderful titbits of Oscar award ceremonies from the archives and also gives us a roundup of the latest nominees.
Janey...
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Getting to grips with me
“No thanks, am not really into getting my Chakra’s aligned, I have just recently relocated my ovaries thanks” I said to the hippy looking woman who boldly sported a shock of white hair.
She was younger than me but was brave enough to resist Wella number 5 hair dye, am just not ready to ‘come out as grey’ some women can carry it off and their families accept them being grey, not for me, am...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 80
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In episode 80 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty duo talk about old family photographs they found and the ever changing look of Janey’s bushy hair throughout the decades. Ashley gives us her opinion on breast implants, shoplifting celebrities and broke toe bones.
Janey and Ashley laugh their way through memories of funerals past and...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 79
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In episode 79 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty duo talk about old family photographs they found and the ever changing look of Janey’s bushy hair throughout the decades. Ashley gives us her opinion on breast implants, shoplifting celebrities and broke toe bones.
Janey and Ashley laugh their way through memories of funerals past and...
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Bring it on 2012
“Why are you old and have funny hair?” my great niece Julia asked me as she stroked the evil cat she calls a pet. She is only five and doesn’t understand that I am allowed to still be alive and she also doesn’t know that genetically she just might inherit my bushy fucked up hair. “Why are you still alive little cheeky face?”
I laughed back and she quickly replied “I am alive coz I know the...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 78
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In episode 78 of Janey Godley’s podcast the funny duo discuss the latest news of the Stephen Lawrence trial. Ashley debates whether a parent has any right to cover up a child’s murder. Janey explains her latest twitter fight regarding Roman Polanski and Michael Winner and Ashley gives us some Glasgow urban legends.
The twosome gets...
December 2011
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 77
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In episode 77 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy twosome discuss their favourite things of 2011. Janey tells us her favourite moments in comedy, music and books and Ashley reveals her top movies, TV shows and music.
Ashley debates a suicide issue that was in the news and recalls her experience...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 76
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In episode 76 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy duo tackle The Krankie’s penchant for swinging, Christmas songs and Ashley appearance on BBC 3 this week. Janey talks about her recent visit to Easterhouse in Glasgow and Ashley fears Terence the pillow will come to life.
Janey has a rant about foreign aid and poverty and Ashley is...
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Travel with my Bag
I was in London recently and just love getting time with my pals and catching up. Also getting the chance to do The Set List show at Soho theatre was just absolutely amazing. It’s a show where the minute you step onstage you are handed a piece of paper that tells you the subjects your gig will be based on. It’s a bit like jumping off a cliff naked in front of the people you desperately want to...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 75
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In episode 75 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss feminism, Russian boats and Ashley’s penchant for having sex in cars.
Janey debates the local news in Scotland about a man who threw another off a train and Ashley talks about her late Uncle from the Isle of Rothesay and his recent death. There are some...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 74
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In episode 74 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty mother and daughter comedy duo discuss strikes in the UK, Paul McMullan the journalist and the viral video of the racist rant. Janey takes up the lead in ranting about the imminent conflict in Iran and Ashley is convinced George Michael is somehow linked.
Ashley speaks about the...
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Being Bullied By A Kids Charity Online
Employees use Registered Charities Twitter account to Bully.
(I deleted this earlier but read again as there are further kinks to this story especially at the end)
Last week I got into a robust twitter debate with a woman from www.mckeeconsultants.co.uk who specialise in diversity and equality. Anyway the lady online persistently demand that as she is a feminist she was entitled to know on...
November 2011
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 73
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In episode 73 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty mother and daughter comedy duo discuss strikes in the UK, Paul McMullan the journalist and the viral video of the racist rant. Janey takes up the lead in ranting about the imminent conflict in Iran and Ashley is convinced George Michael is somehow linked.
Ashley speaks about the latest...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast “Episode 72”
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In episode 72 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the comedy mother and daughter team chew the fat over The Leveson Inquiry which deals with press invasion, Fatima Whitbread’s appearance on I’m a Celebrity reality show and The TV phenomenon Mrs Browns Boys. Ashley has some fascinating stories about a rapey ghost, an ashamed burglar and a satanic...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast “Episode 71”
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In episode 71 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter duo is short a mother, as Janey is in London. She is replaced in this episode by former guest, the middle class candle stick heiress Victoria Barnet. The ladies get to chatting about all sorts including a Russian body snatcher, a group of American hip hop dancing sleeper...
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It’s 1975 again
I love Glasgow and I adore it at this time of year when my dear green place becomes awash with russets, browns and burgundy, when all the trees decide to go on the ‘turn’. So on Saturday I headed into to town to look at clothes in fashionable shops that I can’t wear (they never look right on me) and look at coats that make my small dumpy frame look like a Hitler’s youth camp leader.
So I...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast “Episode 70”
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In episode 70 of Janey Godley’s podcast – Ashley and Janey get sexy talk on the agenda this week. Terence the man pillow seems to be a favourite with the listeners and we get down and dirty about his recent state.
Ashley tells us what single white women with a degree should avoid and Janey gives us a Bold Alec blast. The duo discusses...
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What is wrong with me?
“Don’t touch my leg” I moaned to Ashley as she tried to get me off the couch. I have a sore upper bum check and lower leg, I also have a lumpy tender patch under my right ribcage and my left arm aches. I am finally an old woman who hobbles off the sofa in a queer shape like I am trying to do the ‘Lobster’ from Little Mermaid. I hate being stiff and sore. I worry.
I don’t want to be old, I hate...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast “Episode 69”
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In episode 69 of Janey Godley’s podcast the argumentative comedy twosome get to grips with the latest online gossip. They debate Justin Beiber’s baby, Liz Jones of the Daily Mail’s sperm stealing and JJ Abrams version of Star Trek.
Ashley rants loudly and venomously over her defence of the Star Trek franchise and Janey gives us all a...
October 2011
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Big Catch up Blog
Big Catch up Blog
Have you ever woke up at 4am and realised your skin is swelling up? No? Good on you, coz that’s how I woke up early this morning. Seems prawns really hate me and every time I eat one they squirt some liquid into my blood stream that am allergic to. I know you are thinking, why eat them if you have an allergy to them, but it’s doesn’t happen everytime. It like playing Russian...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast “Episode 68”
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In episode 68 of Janey Godley’s podcast the gabby mother and daughter get to grips with a comedy re- enactment of the famous British Movie Brief Encounter. Ashley gives us some funny facts from around the globe, including a man who had sex with a donkey.
Janey gives us a rundown of her latest gigs and covers the outrage of Gadaffi’s...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast “Episode 67”
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In episode 67 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the chatty comedy duo get their teeth into some heavy subjects. Ricky Gervais and his controversial use of a word get a going over and the ensuing debate and fall out of the issue in the press this week are discussed.
Ashley explains the delights of the new TV show Educating Essex and Janey...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast “Episode 66”
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In episode 66 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the chatty twosome get into some Liam Fox baiting and try to make sense of the latest political quagmire surrounding his extensive lies. Ashley goes hell for leather on Matt Cardle, Gary Linekar and his glamorous wife whilst Janey tells us how Noel Gallagher makes sense for a change.
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Life as I know it indeed
Life as I know it indeed
Husband has Aspergers, everyone knows this and some people are interested in how it affects our marriage and life, if you are one of those people then here’s a thing- if I say something pretty innocuous like “oh look that couple across the road have painted their door”
He will look at me with a weary look and say “It was me who told you about that painted door about a...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast “Episode 65”
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In episode 65 of Janey Godley’s podcast, the chatty duo tackles the latest controversy of Johnny Depp’s ‘Rape’ comments, Jodie Marsh’s body building and Ashton Kutcher’s shenanigans. Ashley gives us some more weird and wonderful facts, and gets Janey to ‘Guess the true story’ and The Bold Alec makes a quick appearance.
Ashalina our...
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Stuff me and my daughter have learned
Things I have learned in my life- by Janey Godley & Ashley Storrie- below is a list of things my daughter Ashley and I compiled for your perusal, we have travelled around the world a bit and seen some stuff and shared some experiences and this is our list. Enjoy.
1. Screaming at toddlers when they fall doesn’t stop them crying or bleeding.
2. Asking loud drunk people to be quiet...
September 2011
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Janey Godley’s Podcast “Episode 64”
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In episode 64 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy capers are cranked up when Ashley and Janey try their hand at a ‘panel show’ themed podcast. Turns out Janey cannot do the musical intro game no matter how hard she tries whilst Ashley is an expert.
The Bold Alec makes a brief appearance; Frank Skinner gets a battering from Ashley,...
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Time reminds me
You know how when you think back to something…maybe a few years ago and you recall the night you are thinking of in acute detail and you laugh and then you realise it was 15 years ago and not 2009? Yes…thats happening to me – in my mind’s eye I see that am wearing a black velvet long shirt top, tan leggings and ankle boots and dancing with Ashley who barely reaches my chin…that...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 63
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In episode 63 of Janey Godley’s podcast this week is dominated by Ashley’s illness- she has tonsillitis and can hardly speak.
The comedy duo go into a debate about the ongoing controversy of the special needs woman Ceri Reese on last week’s X Factor in the UK, kids doing cage fighting gets the once over and then Janey tells stories...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 62
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In episode 62 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy dazzling duo debate the power of the police, the persistence of Ashley’s kissing habits and Janey’s lack of mothering skills and beauty tips. Ashley opens up the subject of bush trimming and Janey creates a new fashion for curly pubes that beats vajazzling!
Janey questions Victoria...
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Nothing to do with 9/11
Nothing to do with 9/11
I was in Leeds last weekend working at a comedy club incidentally Leeds is apparently the hotbed of Islamic fundamentalism…who knew? All I saw was a typical English town and a few nice art galleries, there were no men in long beards burning flags or strapping bombs and running through woods, then again I always miss the action so what the hell do I know?
I tell you...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 61
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In episode 61 of Janey Godley’s podcast the argumentative duo debate the serious issue of the Twin Tower attacks on 9/11 in New York. Janey gives us a rundown of her week which includes getting stung by a wasp and getting caught topless at the window at 3am. Ashley lets us into her weird world of strange websites, funny stories around...
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Stings and Things
Few things make me feel tiny and sad and hearing my dad tell me he tried to go to the Transport museum on his own this morning is one of those things. He got on a bus to Georges Square in Glasgow to catch a bus to the museum, but there was a marathon race on in the city centre and he got overwhelmed with the crowds and just headed home. The thought of him being pushed about in crowds and feeling...
August 2011
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 60
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In episode 60 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty duo take on Wotton Bassett and their thoughts on grief tourism; they debate the real issues behind propaganda and the war. Ashley gives us some creepy real life facts of strange couples and Janey name drops Bill Murray and explains her special dance moves.
The comedy duo discusses...
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Stuff and words
Just back from London and I have to say I love the Soho Theatre more than ever, now it has moved downstairs to the cabaret space. I did miss Edinburgh Fringe which I unexpectedly fell in love with all over again by NOT doing a one woman show. I am sure I have bored you all about my happy time at Edinburgh.
London was buzzing last week and I did miss all my comedy buddies and the vibe of the...
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Where have I been?
Yep, been about a month since I blogged and am blaming the Edinburgh fringe. I know! I didn’t even do a show this year, for the first time since 2002 I never actually put on a comedy show, I merely hung out and boy was I surprised. Firstly, I never realised how many people I dislike and can avoid easily and cannot believe how many people I now love and made new friends with. I had more productive...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 59
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In episode 59 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the Mother is away so the daughter can play. While Janey performs at the Soho theatre in London Ashley introduces two of her best friends, Victoria and Bobby, to Podcasting and what ensues is probably one of the most disgusting moments in this podcast’s history.
Urban legends are dissected...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 58
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In episode 58 of Janey Godley’s podcast the outspoken mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Dappy, Steve O and Brad Pitt as Janey goes for a name dropping extravaganza. The Edinburgh fringe gets a mention as Janey rants about her favourite comedy gig The Set List Show.
Ashley tells us her weird facts, a medical drama and her...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 57
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In episode 57 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo chew the cud over the English riots, the sociological view of why Scotland is riot free and why the government has failed its own people. Ashley gives us a rundown of her festival experience and Janey talks about her visit to the world’s biggest arts...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 56
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In episode 56 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss the Ice Cream Wars, the Edinburgh fringe and Janey’s propensity to talking about bowel disasters. Ashley delves into the ridiculous world of ‘Take a Break’ magazine and the psychic pony that makes predictions.
Angels and ghosts that do international...
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Life makes me stay awake
“Janey, you awake?” my husband asked me at 5am. “No am fast asleep fuck off” I answered, truth was I was wide awake, I was wriggling about and doing pretzel shapes and trying to switch my brain off. One minute I was drifting off into a submerged world of shifting memories, me and my dog Major galloping at speed across Greenfield park, then my mammy standing beside the sink dabbing my face with a...
July 2011
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 55
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In episode 55 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy mother and daughter combo discuss cancelled TV comedy shows, the state of the nation, the appreciation of Boris Johnson and the stupidity of Glen Beck. The recent atrocities in Norway get debated as do terror attacks in general.
Ashley guides us through a plethora of subjects including...
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 54
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In episode 54 of Janey Godley’s podcast the jetlagged duo discuss Rupert Murdoch’s wife and the cream pie incident at the select committee, they give an opinion on the latest comedy TV shows. Ashley gives a rundown of the return journey from Vancouver and the horrific turbulence that scared them both.
Janey and Ashley rant about aero...